hello world
I couldn’t think of a cornier way to start this first post. This is what 2 braincells at 12:42 in the morning accomplishes. And yes, if you’re wondering, I am proud of myself.
To simply put it in illustrations, I feel like a cross between:
and 
Besides, being delirious never hurt anyone.
The important thing today is that it marks a new era. The beginning of this blog. Or maybe the end of me as we know it. We’ll see. Stay tuned.